Day One:

----> Records not available.

Day Two:

----> Raided and pillaged the fort. Mounded the enemy to the ceiling.

----> Yes, the ceiling.

----> Behold the rubble of the fort. The only treasure found was the whore of a mattress and down comforter.

----> The vultures will come for him soon... More likely hobos.

----> Pump Party computer wallpaper

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